Description: FIRE SALE… EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! $40 OBO If the walls are baron, is it REALLY a "man-cave?" Time to remodel the dungeon of solitude with this near-new, one-of-a-kind, classic, collectible, single-owner, bright & beautiful Dewey Stevens Light-Up Bar Sign manufactured in 1985! If you've never drank a wine cooler, you're a liar, and I don't wanna be your friend anyway! The rest of us started off sipping spicy sugar AKA wine coolers back in middle school. Forget the Kool-Aid Man, give me 3 of these bad boys and I'll be crashing through brick walls too! This Classic, Collectible Dewey Stevens Light-Up Bar Sign was STORED in my personal man-cave in the early 2000's... back when "man-caves" were still called "basements." I acquired her from a distributor (in original packaging)... this is a ONE-OWNER piece. Also note, the first time this plug felt electricity was when I took these pictures 10 minutes ago. A true 39 year old virgin... we can still pretend she's a virgin... can't we?... (just the tip, just for a second, just to see what it feels like) Soon after acquisition, I boxed her up and shipped her off to live in my parent's basement, and that's where she's been hiding ever since. Now that's she's all grown up, it's time to kick her ass to the curb! I thought I'd have a mansion to hang my crap in, but instead I'm moving into a camper van. The sale of this piece of history will fund my first year of toilet paper and "happy tissues." Dimensions:- Height: 17.75"- Width: 17.75"- Depth: 4.5" Manufactured Date: September, 1985 (Discounts for multiple items - 10% off any 2, 20% off any 3, etc.) No reasonable offers declined! - FREE SHIPPING (on multi-item orders) Can deliver for a nominal fee, but once I'm there, it's yours... no backsies!(dependent upon location)
Price: 40 USD
Location: Huntington Station, New York
End Time: 2025-01-12T23:20:23.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Theme: Breweriana
Brand: Dewey Stevens
